A Line to Be Crossed

Looking up was your greatest feat

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allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

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storyofair asked: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (ps i saw a woodchuck in my backyard for the first time this week)

tumblrisweird:

Like, maybe five? I dunno. I wasted all my smart juice on my Thermodynamics test today. I’ve never even seen a woodchuck. Unless I did and I forgot. 

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newbun:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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